So I’ve taken to making lists of things I want to google when I’m sitting in a Starbucks with my laptop. I present the one I made last night while watching SNL:
-How did Jason Sudeiikis and Olivia Wilde meet?
-What the fuck is a Kardashian?
-Has Nicholas Cage won an Oscar?
“Blood is thicker than water”, when used in the context of family over friends, is in fact a wildly incorrect bastardisation.
The true, full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” and refers to relationships forged by choice holding deeper meaning than those of mere biology.
What I’m getting is that all the women in Middle Earth ran off and set up their own civilization somewhere….
“Why should we care about women’s representation in video games?”
“Nobody is going to want a female protagonist!”
“Their target audience isn’t big enough to warrant any games!”
“Women aren’t as capable as men, they don’t belong in video games!”
“If more women starting playing video games, maybe then they’d have a say in the matter!”
Will probably make Link and I a pillow fort to comfort us in our loneliness.
And other tales of social anxiety.