My designated driving skills are so mighty that poems (a poem) have been written in their honour.
Glen made a Portal reference on The Walking Dead…
I am so aroused.
It’s gonna get weird.
The trouble with being me is that I’m very good at knowing what is and isn’t a mistake. Maybe when I explain it later I’ll lie and say it seemed like a good idea at the time. But that’s bullshit. Don’t believe it for a minute. I know mistakes. I’ll spot one a mile away, say to myself “This is an awful idea.” And then I’ll run out to meet it like an old, dearly missed friend.
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.” —Stephen Crane (via depressionparty)
- Mom: We all hate our life at some point.
- Me: That's inspirational.