April 2011
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I’m having a slushie for the first time in two years. It’s so good.
I feel like my teeth are going to fall out though.
March 2011
Apropos Of Nothing
lazybookreviews:
In “Beauty and the Beast,” the greatest of all Disney movies (no, seriously, shut up), did anyone else feel that the Beast was actually more attractive than the rando human dude he turned back into?
I mean, I’m not sure if you could actually have sex with him AS the Beast, because, well, parts? but if you could, then Belle got a raw deal.
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On the complications of referring to the English...
Rivkin and Ryan, within their introduction to the post-colonial topic, begin by cutting through the issue straight to what they know about their intended reader; that they are in an English course. Or teach an English course. Or have interest in things that English courses teach. “English” in brackets is the first word of this essay and it is with that word that an entire area of...
I Think I'll Stay Here Fooooreeeeveeer
Turned on the TV this morning to watch some music videos with breakfast. First one is by Mother Mother and I’m like “Oh, how lucky! Delightful.” And then the next one is by STARS and I’m all like
And the only conclusion I can come to is that I awoke in an alternative reality where they actually play good music on television.
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So my parents want me to skip my first class tomorrow because the roads are going to be terrible. And I’m like, well I don’t really want to skip any English classes BUT I just started the mother fucking Water Temple so I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway. So okay.
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Had to endure sitting across from a couple of the classiest guys I’ve ever seen. Thank goodness they got hungry and left. But not before:
-Charlie Sheen jokes (really, really lame ones),
-“Look how hot she is” at various internet photos. ”She’s even hotter in this one!”,
-Speculating on how a female prof is going to be dumped by her fiance and become a cat...
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Just downloaded an N64 emulator and an Ocarina of...
So, y’know, goodnight. And if there is an apocalypse, good luck.
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Drops of Jupiter - Train
Cause I’m in that...
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Does anyone remember the live action Casper movie? And instead of the focus being This is Casper Who Is A Child Ghost it was This is Casper Who Is A Little Boy Who DIED? And it was super depressing.
I'm having the worst time focusing.
fauxxe: I can’t start this paper! I want to finish it today. Someone help me ):
How Kristen Starts A Paper She Just Cannot Get Into - Advice That Will Help Generations To Come:
Start writing as informally as you possibly can. Example:
“Jane Eyre is like a BOSS. Here are some of her boss-like qualities, amirite?”
OR
“How rad is space guys? Have you seen some of those nebula...
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Oh. My. Ganondorf. →
Calgary Comic Con
A) Let’s do this. Contact me now. It’s in June, I think.
B) I insist on dressing up. Seriously. If you’re coming with me I will be quite put out if you arn’t in a costume.
C) Group costume. As in a theme. Or like all from the same thing. I have compliled a list as characters I am thinking about costuming up as and all can be worked into a group:
-Kaylee...
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You Guys?
lazybookreviews:
For some reason, I am so upset today about that baleen whale who sings at the wrong frequency, so no one has ever had sex with her or been her friend or, like, talked with her about what happened on Idol last night, or anything.
I am WORKED UP, you know? Sad whale!
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“Like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method.”
– Karen Eiffel, “Stranger Than Fiction”
Out of curiosity...
fernandofrench:
How many of you are writers, as in novelist, poet, essayist, journalist, playwright, aspiring or published? What are you working on?
Isn’t everyone?
So aspiring. Focusing on my B.A. in English right now. Currently working on an exploration of “Jane Eyre” as ecriture feminine. A few short stories I’m currently re-working and a novel all planned out.
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Sweet Darlin’ - She & Him
Woke up and decided it was a good day to skip some school.
