Or Why The Person Who Gave Me My License Should Be Fired:
-FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
-Thank goodness I hit them with the side that already has a broken headlight.
-So excited to move somewhere with public transit.
-I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to call a locksmith to this parking lot.
“After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it’s burned to a crisp, or even swallowed by the Sun, there will be other worlds and stars and galaxies coming into being — and they will know nothing of a place once called Earth.”—Carl Sagan (via paralysing)
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives… and to the ‘good life’, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.”—Hunter S. Thompson (via nezua)
“I have long maintained that to bring in more female readers, superhero comics don’t even need to specifically target women as much as they need to not actively offend them. This is not an insanely hard to thing to do, and yet here we are.”—This article on the DC relaunch where DC uses women’s liberation as an excuse to draw lots and lots of breasts.