"What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you listen to your wife for five seconds?" No! Fuck you. If you can’t listen to her for five seconds maybe you shouldn’t have married her because you obviously arn’t compatible you giant asshat.
"Think like a man, act like a lady" No! Fuck you. There is no one specific way that men think like and no one specific way women should have to act like you pretentious douche-canoe.
"What men expect… What women expect…" No! Fuck you. Both parents probably have a lot of complex emotions about what successes and failures they’ll experience once they have a kid. Men are not naturally bad parents and women are not naturally good at it you traditional-gender-role-supporting fuckwad.