June 2012
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“So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone...”
– John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time. (via tateandviolets)
I really do like poetry. Sometimes I dabble in it. I like how it gives you extra freedom with format and rhythm.
I am, however, shit at writing it. I always feel pressured to make sure each word has at least three different meanings and it’s all steeped in symbolism. And then I’m like… Why can’t I just make this one sentiment into an entire paragraph?
(This thought...
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“If you’re gonna have pizza with someone else, what do you have to do? You gotta...”
– NY Times: Teaching Good Sex
I remember reading this article- it was a fantastic analogy comparing sex to pizza instead of the usual “bases” comparison. Pizza works as an analogy so much better because it is able to celebrate the diversity of sexual desire.
(via leahlove11)
Sex as pizza,...
May 2012
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galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
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Only 16 Days Till I Move
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Conversations With Douchebags
Co-Worker: No other religion predicts the future.
Me: What about Norse mythology? They talk about Ragnarok, the end of the world.
Co-Worker: Well no other religion predicts the future and has it come true.
Me: ...
Co-Worker: The life and execution of Jesus Christ.
Me: ...
Me: You know what I love? Fruit loops.
-Later-
Co-Worker: If you want the Muslims to conquer our country you can have fun being one out of twenty wives. I'm going to fight it.
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puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
I hate this game. I always lose.
“Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious...”
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Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
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Just re-watched Reichenbach fall with Kristen...
ohtheguilt:
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Somebody That I Used To Know (Acappella Cover)
